Tuesday 16 November 2010

Royal Wedding

Thrilling news just emerging that Prince William and someone called Kate something-or-other will be getting married sometime next year. Apparently.


Which is all the excuse I need to exhume these shots of the second-in-line to the throne having a sneaky whizz at a Polo match or somewhere.

Apparently her nickname for him (do adults still have nicknames for each other?) is "Big Willie". Blimey.


Interestingly, while the single most frequent "crime" prosecuted as a result of Britain's all-pervasive cctv coverage is men at night on the way home from the pub having a pee against a wall, no record exists of the heir to the throne being prosecuted after these photographs were published.

8 comments:

Ipmilat said...

Is he cut, or just holding the hood back? Enquiring minds want to know.

LeDuc said...

Apparently uncut, like his brother -- the Sainted Princess Diana refused to have her boys mutilated despite it being longstanding Royal tradition (a bit like "blooding" with a hunted fox, I imagine).

His dad and uncles are all cut (we've seen photographic evidence for some of them).

Viollet said...

This was the (?rather old-fashioned) standard mode for handling an uncircumcised winkie whilst urinating. I remember my Pa showing me how to do this a long time ago now. He also showed me how to achieve the same result whilst concealing the winkie by in effect wrapping the hand around it.

Am I alone in suspecting this pic is in fact a photoshop fake? There's something about the angle of the head .. though I see no reason why Wills shouldn't take a slash if he needs to.

LeDuc said...

The photoseries was published in a "reputable" tabloid news magazine somewhere on mainland Europe -- forgotten which one. There's more than one shot showing penis & head together. There are so many paparazzi following them all the time that it seems reasonable to assume once in a while they'll be captured in flagrante delicto.

On a related note, a couple of weeks back the slow branchline train on which I was travelling passed an amateur rugby pitch on which a game was in progress: one of the players, caught short, was standing at the edge of the field with his back to the pitch and, hence, his front to the railway line, relieving himself. Tall, athletic, blond and completely unabashed... it felt like I was in Heaven.

The point is that sporty types often have different perspectives from the rest of us about what may or may not be done in public or semi-public (and I call in additional evidence Dieux de Stade).

Anonymous said...

lucky kate

Uncutplus said...

LeDuc,
Where was your camera??? We want to see the tall, athletic, blond and completely unabashed rugby player!!! You could have at least described his winkie!

Now my word verification sounds like the latest pharmaceutical concoction: "votorin"

Niall said...

Someone told me it says on his military info that he is circumcised. Can anyone confirm or deny this? I know Diana didn't have them cut at birth (good on her) but may he have had it done more recently? You can't really tell either way from those photos.

Anonymous said...

There were reports that William and Harry were circumsied as teenagers. Given the school they went to it seems likely as some public schools still encourage parents to have their sons cut on entry. The paler colour of the glans would seem to indicate circumsion as well.