Friday 12 November 2010

Behold

This is "Jiri", who is a near-perfect porn model.


He has the sweet, beautiful face...


...but he also has the musculature and build to make it clear he's a masculine kind of guy.


Ah, but Jiri has all sorts of other qualities, too.


And he's quite a saucy boy, which is just what you want in your porn models.


But here's the most wonderful thing -- he has a normal sized winkie:


In fact, I would say that, both flaccid and erect, it was on the smaller size:


Who cares? "Jiri" is clearly an Adonis among men:


So I find it actually a bit disturbing that I've only seen "Jiri" once, a few years back in this one photoshoot, rather than him appearing everywhere on porno sites across the web.


I hope it was "Jiri's" decision, that he experimented with a porno shoot and, in my fantasy, he quite liked it but it was only ever going to be a one-off, something he wanted to do to experience it.


I desperately hope the real reason he's not been seen since is because there is no demand to see endless porno shoots of "Jiri" with his (relatively) tiny dick engaged in saucy sexual activities of one kind or another.


I would be mortified if one so beautiful did not meet the standards required of our porno stars, just because his winkie was a perfect size for, er, handling and other purposes, but was not a giant mutant.


So I'm not going to think about any of those things and, instead, once again, I'm going to enjoy feasting my eyes on  "Jiri".

PS: Thanks to the kind reader who forwarded this set to me. I think "Jiri" featured on one or other of my blogs a couple of years ago, but I can't be arsed to look for that post at the moment.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Quite delectable!

Anonymous said...

As his name is Czech/Slovak and many of the boys from those lands who were recruited into porn movees were apparently in fact straight but in it for the cash; he's probably now happily married and a Daddy and has no need to or interest in titillating the gays.

LeDuc said...

How could you be so cruel?!

Of course "Jiri" is A Gay, and he is (did he but know it) waiting to meet me, so that we can stroll off together, hand-in-hand, into the metaphorical sunset, to live Happily Ever After.

I would have thought that was obvious.