Bouncing Ben

Top rugby totty Ben Cohen needs no introduction from me (or, at least, if you're British he doesn't. Probably).

Ben is as gay-friendly a straight man as you could wish for, in a sport renowned for being very concerned with its macho manliness.

Ben has been posing topless for donkey's years, and many of the images in this post are for a spread he recently did for gay magazine attitude (I didn't even know that still existed).

Ben also gives us a calendar each year with lots of hunky beefcake shots -- ostensibly for the ladeez, but Ben is well aware of the size and enthusiasm of his gay fanbase.

Hence the venture in attitude.

Ben has never, alas, gone full-frontal for us.

I suspect he has a rather modest endowment (look carefully at the first image in this post, boys and girls).

Such a thing, if it were true, would, of course, only further endear him to his loyal and enthusiastic fanbase here at Top Scoff.

What he has in spades is a very cute smile on a very cute face.

And, of course, that gloriously hairy body.

I just want to dive into his chest hair and build shelters for small animals.

Or something equally bizarre but hopefully sexier.

Er... Ben Cohen. A gay cover star (who is straight. Alas).

Yes, that about sums it all up.