Where should I begin?

I can't believe I'm now embarking on my fifth blog.

This is not in any way boasting -- more a reflection of the stupidly low limits blogger places on image files.

My last blog was full. No more images allowed.

It's completely absurd, because I just have to set up a new email account and then a new blogger account.

And it means inconvenience for you, too, as your bookmark will now be wrong.

And I can't tell you how tiresome it is to set up a new statistics analysis package.

But let's put all that crap behind us as, instead, we use the first post to celebrate some of the most delightful winkies to have featured on Reciprocating Motion over the last few weeks.

And we also use this as an opportunity to have a whole new style for the blog -- different fonts, colours and layout.

That obviously won't disguise the fact that it's the same old crappy content as before.

Lots of pictures of gorgeous men with tiny winkies:

And where else will you find gorgeous trains scattered among the gay porn?

Add in my world class Movie Reviews and, of course, my own rubbish photos (usually of the sorts of architecture which I but no-one else loves), and you have a very heady brew.

Welcome to Top Scoff: you're in for some kind of a ride.