The presentation includes photos of each of her "subjects", though their faces have been obscured. The chap above, who appears to have a highly gym-sculpted body, is described as having "a penile structure so disproportionately lacking" that he could well be a major star here on Top Scoff.
Her obsession with penis size is most alarming -- in fact, at times I suspected she was a stereotypical gay man who was in disguise as a saucy trollop, perhaps to protect the secret homo-lifestyles of Duke's most macho athletes. Then again, perhaps that's one of my fantasies.
That chap, incidentally, with another gym-toned body, had a penis which, though apparently rather fat, was "severely lacking in length".
Fortunately for her, she also encountered some men with massive mutant cocks -- this next chap was described as having a "ridiculous, ridiculously sized dick":
Her writing style is both turgid and flat, swinging wildly between a faux-academic pastiche and absurd, little-girl whinings. On the strength of this she has apparently been offered several book deals.
[This last chap is, apparently, a very well equipped Australian who is an amazing lover. Apparently]:
You might think that I'm simply jealous, that this talentless strumpet has been offered a new career on the basis of her insane and over-sexualised ramblings whereas I have not.
Alas, you would be right.
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See!!! It's not just gay men who are responsible for the proliferation of "giant mutant" cocks, as you like to call them, all over the internet.
I wouldn't hold her up as an illustration of normality -- she considers it reasonable (after having sex in such an alcoholic stupor that she remembers nothing) to check her body for bruises the next morning and, if it's very bruised, to chalk this up as evidence of great sex. She uses words like "violent" to describe the best sex of all. I think she's probably disturbed, and her obsession with cocks so big they hurt her is just another symptom of that.
Dammit: now I'm beginning to feel sorry for her.
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