Reminiscipackage

A misanthrope like me despises this time of year. Yet, to my annoyance, it is impossible to avoid being roped into social activities and Organised Fun, of the sort guaranteed to leave me feeling depressed and overwhelmed by ennui. At times like this it's comforting to retreat to the certainties of gay porn, so I give you this single, delightful, image:

The chap on the right overwhelmingly reminds me of my good schoolfriend Jeremy E., who was reputed to have the largest penis in the school (it was certainly massive. Really, absolutely humongous. But I didn't see the penis of every other boy, so find it impossible in all conscience to assert that his penis was, indeed, the biggest of all). Unfortunately for Jeremy he once got an erection in the showers after sports and, being so massive, it was impossible to hide his excitement. From then on he acquired the universal nickname "Granite" (used even by the teachers) because, of course, he had gone rock-hard...

He was actually a delightful boy. Ah, Jeremy. Where are you now?